Colby and I broke out the putters to head down to Myrtle Beach, and unknowingly celebrate “Senior Week”, (the week following “Biker Week”). We played a profane amount of miniature golf, and learned a lot about the dirty south. Documentation after the jump…
Apparently this is the world’s largest crab. His name is Tommy, and he resides above the Giant Crab Buffet. Turns out the people of South Carolina are incapable of creating reasonable meal portions, and in an effort to conserve food, they have transformed every single eating establishment into a buffet.
The terrifying dilophosaurus, also known as “a spitter” was on car duty, spitting at passing tourists. He lives at Jurassic Golf. Awesome Ed “Big Daddy” Roth tribute mural! “Don’t feed the holes.” Especially at Adventure Falls Golf. Brontosaurus lake on top of an active volcano at Jurassic Golf.Risk your life in pursuit of treasure at Captain Hook’s Adventure Golf.Coconut friends.Awesome shark gift shop that had a real plain suspended over a shark tank inside! The transportation at Hawaiian Village Golf. A glimpse at Professor Hacker’s Dinosaur Adventure Golf. The professor’s time traveling hot air balloon landed there 65million years ago. He’s had a lot of time to make if a nice golf course.Cancun Lagoon Mayan Adventure Golf was partially indoors, and outside they had these “Price is Right” style holes on the temple. The ball would get putted into a slot that drops it into a lucky-peg-board thing. If it’s a good path, hole in one.One of the tikis adorning Mutiny Bay Caribbean Adventure Golf.The Professor put up signs warning of dino danger.